God Bless America.

Rubber Bands vs. Watermelon

How the fuck did I get to this video?

Bacon Infused Vodka.

Yes you read correctly...I'm scared to try this...will let you know how it goes when I get around to it.

Link: Bacon Infused Vodka

Perfect toast.

I found a solution to Darren's problem.

Why have I never done this before?

Edible ice cream bowls using an upside town muffin tray. Genius.

Taste Spotting.

Now I'm not a wank wank wank foodie. In fact people who are pretentious about food are assholes. If it tastes good, eat it. However I did come across this gem of a website whilst surfing the world wide web (do people even say that any more? It has links to thousands of recipes with each link a picture of the dish.

http://www.tastespotting.com/

P.S. people that say nom nom nom are losers.

Hooting about your food.

It really grinds my gears when people tweet or update their Facebook status with pictures of what they are about to eat or have just whipped up in the kitchen. So unless you are Gordon fucking Ramsay or Nigella Lawson holding up a big pie in front of her awesome cleavage, or it's a video of you eating 26 Big Macs, no one cares about your kai. We all eat at least 3 meals a day, imagine if every social media user out there took a picture of every "totes amazing!!!" meal they had?...it would suck. That's why there's a whole TV channel for you foodies to wank over plus all that Master Chef shit. What next...Every time you have a really noteworthy bowel movement you whip out the iPhone and take a picture of your shit? Food is to be eaten not looked at.

This feed below is legit however. Post this sort of shit all you want.

There should be a church devoted to these.