Hooting about your food.

It really grinds my gears when people tweet or update their Facebook status with pictures of what they are about to eat or have just whipped up in the kitchen. So unless you are Gordon fucking Ramsay or Nigella Lawson holding up a big pie in front of her awesome cleavage, or it's a video of you eating 26 Big Macs, no one cares about your kai. We all eat at least 3 meals a day, imagine if every social media user out there took a picture of every "totes amazing!!!" meal they had?...it would suck. That's why there's a whole TV channel for you foodies to wank over plus all that Master Chef shit. What next...Every time you have a really noteworthy bowel movement you whip out the iPhone and take a picture of your shit? Food is to be eaten not looked at.

This feed below is legit however. Post this sort of shit all you want.