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Top 5 Home and Away Hunnaes of All Time

The quality of television is utter shit but I will openly admit to being partial to a daily dose of Summer Bay sun over the past decade or so. I more often that not have a favourite hunnae on the cast that has often blossomed in to a healthy TV crush. Not one of those google image searching, find-out-the-actresses-name-and-add-her-on-facebook crushes, just a good old appreciation for the lady in questions form. Therefore I've compiled for you my Top 5 Home and Away dillys.

#5 - Amanda Vale (Holly Brisley)

This resident vixen of Summer Bay got her fair share of action during her time in the Bay and even indulged in a bit of underage meat when she controversially had a fling with her daughter Belle Taylor's boyfriend Drew Curtis. Bit rough from the old Drew-cat, but can you blame him? Probably not.

#4 - Dani Sutherland (Tammin Sursok)

  
Dani was on screen around the era of the Sutherland family and was the sister to gimp twins Kirsty and Jade and brother to brat Max. She went out with rooster Scott Hunter and seemed to be the only GB in a family of nutters and over-bearing parents. Even though her head always seemed to look like it was going to fall off her neck, she was a definite sight for sore eyes.

#3 - Ruby Buckton (Rebecca Breeds)

One of the current crop of Home and Away stoinchianos, and a definite asset to the golden beaches of the Bay. Initially I felt a bit guilty considering her to be looking good in her Summer Bay High uniform but a quick google search informed me that she is far older than the character she plays. The whole 'Charlie is my sister but actually is my mum' thing buzzed me out a bit but I am willing to look past that. More bikini scenes could see her climb the ranks. Step up FHM.

#2 - Tasha Andrews (Isabel Lucas)

The script writers for Home and Away must have been as high as kites when they were coming up with Tasha's introduction to the Bay - appearing out of nowhere on the rocks with nothing but a frock and a dialect of pig latin. But it was a pleasure to watch Tasha blossom into one of the Bay's finest produces. Roughed me up a bit that her taste in men saw her fall for four-eyed geek Robbie Hunter but I think she must have been a pretty sheltered girl and therefore not realised that he was a gimp. You got lucky Robbie, definitely punched above your weight. Great work in Transformers.

#1 -  April Scott (Rhiannon Fish)

Another current Home and Away shawtay (sic) and truly deserves the mantle of number 1 summa summa hunnae. She strikes me as a very cultured girl (fluent in a number of languages). She lives in the shadow of her psycho older sister Bianca but anyone would. If I was ever made a character in Home and Away (rugged kiwi orphan with hard exterior but a genuine good bloke and minor drinking problem) we would be sure to date for a few weeks before I bring her back to NZ (via Fiji) to settle down and support my All Black career.

Behayesing Badly

Like many other New Zealanders, I tend to get my daily dose of news and current affairs right after Home and Away, in the traditional 6pm time slot. But commonly found myself doubling up on the news by being mesmerised by this ranga in the 10.30pm nightline news slot. It seems to be a vital pre-requisite of sorts that female news reporters are a sight for sore eyes (Patrick Gower - not so much), and Samantha definately serves this purpose. I don't usually care too much for red heads but she has proved to be a shining light for a race that is often on the receiving end of a lot public scrutiny. Great pins but I pray every night for a Samantha Hayes bikini photo shoot. Just this year she has taken over the role as Australian correspondent so watch intently for important news that goes down over the ditch.

 'Havin' a laugh'

 'Profile Picture'

 'Pins' (ignore the metros in the background)

 'On the Job'

Enjoy.

Saw this at the gym(what up) yesterday. I just pretended she was watching me as I worked out and I trained better than I have in months. Not her best work musically, but you know where the mute button is.

Holt the phone.

These days part of my nightly routine after a hard days work in the mines is to switch on the sports news show 'The Crowd Goes Wild'. Great programme. Since she joined the show in 2009 I have had a healthy fixation with the main female reporter, Hayley Holt. Not only is she easy on the eyes but she just seems like such a GB. So here are some pics for the lads. Hayley if you ever read this I am a Leo. Also when I go to the beach I would rather have a swim and get an ice cream on the way home instead of a long walk. Or bombs off the wharf are just as good.

Why'd you let her go Richie?!?!

They just don't make ads like this any more...

From the November 1969 issue of Playboy.