Top 5 Roughest Nuts on Home & Away

Part of having the guilty pleasure of being partial to a bit of the occasional Home and Away episode (MySky series link), you have to put up with a shit load of rough nut characters. The kind of characters that stick their beak in where its not wanted, make an absolute scene out of the most crackpot things, and just genuinely frustrate you enough to mutter the odd expletive at the TV. Therefore, I have put together what I believe to be the 5 roughest nuts seen on Home & Away.

5. Kit Hunter

She first arrived in the bay as an alcoholic teenager. So right from the get go she was on a hiding to nothing to turn into a gimp. She then just pottered around being overly dramatic about everything as if she had a permanent period. It some bizarre twist of fate she managed to punch well above her weight by getting in with Thor (Kim Hyde). She popped up recently which sucked. It looked like she had had* a makeover but was still a 5 at best.

4. Henk Van Patten

Not only did he look like a buzzard, but this moron brought to the bay a problem much bigger than his nose - AIDS. And to top things off, he had a fizzer on a holiday in Fiji with Rachel and raped her. All good ay. Then tried to make her forgive him one night when he was full up - never a good idea. Who spells 'Hank' like that anyway.

3. Dex Walker

And the biggest pussy ever to live in the bay. Hands down. He's as negative as an undeveloped photo, an overdraft, and the flat end of a battery combined. Somehow he manages to do all right with the ladies at times. But as far as i'm concerned, anyway who turns down Ruby and cheats on April should have fallen victim to natural selection a long time ago.

2. Leah Patterson-Baker

aka the Grim Reaper of Summer Bay.  Leah seems to possess the unfortunate disability of indirectly causing every dude she scores to die or end up in jail.  Vinnie, Dan Baker - RIP. Shes turned through a lot of decent blokes in the Bay and as the parent of junior rough nut VJ, she has a lot to answer for.

1. Colleen Smart

Nothing but a serial pest that waddles round the bay cackling at people like a angry witch. Has no idea what the concept of a 'secret' is and never knows when to shut her pie hole. Won't shut up about her mate 'Madge Wilkins', who has never actually been seen and is probably just an imaginary friend used to try make her yarns more believable. Her living in the caravan park can't be good for business either.