The Mynah Bird
I hate Mynah birds to pieces. These cocky little pricks think they are the coolest kids on the block when they see you in your car hurtling straight towards them down state highway 1 only to casually fly out of harms way in the nic of time. Apparently they are there to eat the insects off the road as it is a staple food in their diet. I've heard rumours that these bastards also beat up native birds in their nests and take them over. To one day run a Mynah bird over is now on my bucket list, even if it means I have to rent a Lamborghini and drive like a man possessed. It'll be worth it.
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