Does Know RWC - From the Naaaaki

My Nuts Are Sufficating

It is down to the business end of the tournament (no shit) and one of worlds
biggest sporting rivalries is the show piece.

Every New Zealander is hoeing into their nails this weekend and personally
I wouldn’t have it any other way, Aussie Vs ABs, Deans Vs Henry, McCaw Vs
Pocock, Beale Vs Dagg and the nation vs Quade Cooper.

I am pleased Cruden is starting, in my opinion he is better than Colin Slade for
a match like this, the guy lost a nut and his hair but gained an inch on his cock
and a gas tank in his heart. Cruden will not be overawed by the occasion but his
channel of D is going to be a massive talking point come Sunday 11.30pm.

In 2003 I made a couple of predictions before the notorious semi final:

1) Stirling Mortlock would dominate and the Aussies would centre their attack around him
and Leon MacDonalds defensive channel and
2) we would see that Robbie Deans is an average coach.

Did both come to fruition? Yes they did.

On Sunday night you will see a couple of similar features and my predictions are
as follows. The Australians will throw runners at Cruden all day and attempt to
get over the advantage line through this tactic, in 2011 you will see why Henry
(even though Smith will implement then plan) is a better coach than Robbie
Deans.

You have witnessed how much damage Jerome Kaino has done this tournament,
his partner Kieran Read is about to explode on Sunday and any runners that
Quade directs towards Cruden will be met by either a Samoan Torpedo or a
Christchurch aftershock. They will be situated near Cruden for this first 10 to
stamp their name in this area.

A feature of the match is the breakdown and the two key players in McCaw
Vs Pocock will be advertised as the match up of the World Cups. Those of you
have played rugby and attended the breakdown understand your number 8 is
responsible for 40% of a number 7s turnovers, with Kieran Reid coming into
form and hitting rucks like a tongan hitting his wife and Craig Joubert controlling
the breakdown much tighter than Bryce Lawrence, you will see the Abs come out
on top in this department.

My only concern is the brilliance of Quade Cooper and Kurtly Beale, will the
pressure we have raped him with be a blessing or a curse. I was recently at
the pub with a friend and New Zealand cricketer Tim Southee discussing the
mentality of international sportsman. Michael Clark was one Aussie Southee
could share a beer with and they agreed that Australians display a personality
that thrive in Coopers current environment, will Cooper be one of these? Or is
there still a touch of the soft New Zealander in this cocky Aussie kid.

Abs by 4

Enjoy the ride.