Does Know Australian Correspondant : dollarsandsense

 What Woman Want

Having lived in the ‘Dingo Land’ for exactly two years last Thursday, I thought I’d offer a perspective
on the most asked question of my life “what are aussie bitches like compared with back home?”
Naturally I am totally unamused with the term “bitches” as I think it is totally degrading to women
who are lovely creatures and are half the planet (approximately).

It is perceived that the Australian market is hotter. Whilst I agree with this, I believe it is a numbers
game and the larger population and the fact that wherever you visit (bars, beaches, opera houses)
is also where hot girls flock like seagulls to a dead fish (oh, I’d love to be that fish one day). To put
it simple, wingers score more tries than props because they are in more of a position to. So its
perception, plain and simple. So whilst it’s easy to make the comment “I’ve seen way more hot
bitches (hate that word) over in oz than back home”, this is true but it’s all relative. Sure there’s
been the odd girl where you think how much you’d love to drink a tub of their bathwater but you’d
never say that to them….again.

The bitches over here are of extreme high maintenance and should have appropriate warning
labels. Whilst I’ve noticed Brisbane is a significant amount better than Sydney, there is still room
for improvement from both sides of the state border. One case which sticks to mind is a chickababe
in Sydney who wanted to see me every waking moment. I ALMOST had to have the conversation
which I imagined would go something like this “Listen Miss X (she was not related to the professor
from x-men), I have spent 22 years with myself and trust me, I’m not that cool, I have the burden
of having to spend as much time with myself as I do, I don’t want you to have to carry the same
burden.” We parted ways in Ronan Keating fashion “we said it best, when we said nothing at all”.
I have recently seen on social networking site facebook that she has just begun a relationship but I
imagine he will soon realise he has been handed a prison sentence, non-parole. Loser.

In saying this though, there are some cool girls over here but again, like our friend from the
Shawshank Redemption, you have to dig through a lot of shit to find what you’re looking for. Hope
this wrap-up has helped you realise a bit about the culture in Australian women (bitches). I’ll leave
you with a little comment for you to think about.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."